pencilsharpening:

“So what music genre is Twenty One Pilots?”

gerardwayzmakesmydayz:

fuckyeahmcrquotes:

Interviewer: Are you okay? You want some water?
Gerard: Um, I’m NOT okay.
Interviewer: Do you want water? Do you need the Heimlich maneuver?
Gerard: Why are you laughing at me, Frank?
Frank: ‘cause you can’t just drop the single like that. What are you, a rapper?

This makes me so fucking happy

hellagoodhair:

chilewebeopuntocom:

Arte

my hands can’t even open water bottles

miaaaaaaauuuuuuu:

me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend

person: what do you guys talk about

me:

me: uhh

me:

cinnamonandlesbians:

with tyler its like I want to hug u and make u hot chocolate and cuddle and with josh its like whoa hot a wwhat…hthis is..uh hello

ninjagiry:

marniethedog:

I love shopping!

why are people reblogging the short vine version when this exists

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

condensedbloodmilk:

trollzin:

error404s:

watch this whole thing please

jfc im laughing my ass off

watching this video was like sitting in a car accelerating to 150, slamming the breaks, spinning out of control, and barley missing a head on collision with a semi-truck.

cunt3r-parts:

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

It’s so cute

sawamuraeijun:

it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.