ghoul-aid-jammers:

uglynewyork:

Off he goes.

Farewell.

no:

howtobeafuckinglady:

IF I WAS GAY I WOULD ON MY KNEES SUCKING YOUR DICK RITE NOW

lopmon

u were on tv?

sawamuraeijun:

it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

deadindeathvalley:

why didn’t i know about this picture

bootyindernacht:

i like to describe myself as an ayyyyyysexual

not into sex, really into puns

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

byrongraffiti:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

Bye I’m deleting.

pencilcrown:

Congratulations to @AmazingPhil for having 1M followers! ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿